Nancy wanders into a room of her house to find a pushy masseuse waiting for her. A gift that she can’t turn down.
Nancy tries to relax as the masseuse (Rachel Ticotin) works on her. Nancy complains that men are weak and women are strong – at least until they fall apart. The masseuse tells Nancy [...]
Weeds Season 5 Episode 13 All About My Mom
Weeds Season 5 Episode 12 Glue
Nancy drowns her woes in a glass of wine. Shane comes downstairs. Nancy explains she’s waiting for Cesar to report back and tell her if she’s a widow again. He asks which of Esteban’s many crimes they took him for.
Weeds Season 5 Episode 11 Ducks and Tigers
The happy family, Shane and Silas and mom and new hubby play lawn darts. Silas doesn’t appreciate Esteban’s taunting, but Shane thinks he’s trying to be dad-like.
His dad once told him he was so slow Stephen Hawking could beat him in a foot race. “Then he collapsed, puked twice and died,” Shane says, adding as [...]
Weeds Season 5 Episode 10 Perro Insano
Nancy freaks out as Cesar bandages Shane’s arm in the back of Esteban’s moving car. The bullet went through his arm. Shane’s in shock, and a little drunk from the booze they’re giving him. Nancy wants to go to the hospital. Esteban calls his men and tells them to find out who sent the shooter.
Weeds Season 5 Episode 9 Suck ‘N’ Spit
A very angry Esteban throws things around his closet, ranting to Cesar about his son being raised as a Jew. He tells Cesar to get rid of all Nancy’s stuff.
At the house, Nancy tries, and fails, to sleep on the couch downstairs, kept awake by all the plinking video games. She takes her pillow and [...]
Weeds Season 5 Episode 8 A Distinctive Horn
Nancy sleeps in her hospital bed. The mystery Mexican woman who ruined her marriage plans is standing next to her. She says Nancy’s baby was a mistake, a mistake that would end the career of a promising politician. She says Nancy can either help her or try to stop her, which does she think will [...]
Weeds Season 5 Episode 7 Where the Sidewalk Ends
An upset Nancy packs up her things as Esteban tries to explain the hot Mexican woman yelling at him prompting him to call off the marriage is not what she thinks. (Nancy refers to her with a made up word only suitable for grown-ups. Instead of “Mexican” she tacks on a crude word that begins [...]
Weeds Season 5 Episode 6 A Modest Proposal
A very pregnant Nancy showers as Esteban mocks baby names. “Who would name a son Humphrey?” he says. “Mr. and Mrs. Bogart?” Nancy says.
Then she gets out of the shower and Esteban matter-of-factly hands her a jewelry box. “I have decided we will get married.” The prized family heirloom is an enormous purple ring.
Weeds Season 5 Episode 5 Van Nuys
Nancy waits with Andy at the Ren Mar Women’s Health Center. Nancy can’t help but tell a young woman eating a sausage egg McMuffin-type sandwich that it can’t be good for her baby. That’s Ok, she’s not keeping it, she says, which leads to a typical Andy over-confession about taking women to get five abortions.
Nancy [...]
Weeds Season 5 Episode 4 Super Lucky Happy
Nancy and the family hang out in the arcade. Andy’s ready to go home. Nancy finds three different ways to give him crap about sleeping with her sister. He thinks she’s jealous. To prove otherwise, Andy helpfully suggests she kiss him. She mentions that she’s carrying another man’s baby.
Finally, that man calls saying it’s safe [...]






